Cruising the Open Road With the Wind in Your...Hair

The local nudists had open house this week, including an auto show. Man! Imagine sticking to a vinyl seat while bare. Or hitting your buns on the hot chrome. Ouch!

IVOR, Va. -- Unequivocally, it was the best car show Johnny Rousey had ever attended.

No buttons. No belt buckles.

No fear that somebody would scratch the perfect paint of his restored 1948 Anglia, a classic English Ford.

"I wanted to show the car, have a good time and take it easy for the day," said Rousey, of Tyner, N.C. "I've heard a lot about this place. Guess I wanted to see for myself."

On Saturday, Rousey was at White Tail Resort in Southampton County, a 45-acre, year-around resort that caters to nudists. About 70 live there.

This same resort tried to have a summer camp for teens a few years ago. The same teens that show up every weekend with their parents. The state legislature absolutely freaked out. So, this one nudist camp managed to get their very own law passed against them.

No person shall own, establish, conduct, maintain, manage, or operate any hotel, restaurant, summer camp, or campground in this Commonwealth unless the hotel, restaurant, summer camp, or campground is licensed as provided in this chapter. The license shall be in the name of the owner or lessee. No license issued hereunder shall be assignable or transferable. The Board shall not issue a license to the owner or lessee of any hotel, summer camp or campground in this Commonwealth that maintains, or conducts as any part of its activities, a nudist camp for juveniles. A "nudist camp for juveniles" is defined to be a hotel, summer camp or campground that is attended by openly nude juveniles whose parent, grandparent, or legal guardian is not also registered for and present with the juvenile at the same camp.

How lame is that?