Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Pre-schoolers Kicked Off Bus


Maybe if it were these third-graders, I could understand it, but kick preschoolers off a bus?

Thirteen preschoolers unknowingly got caught in policies aimed at accommodating more commuters when a driver asked a sheriff's deputy to kick the kids off her bus last week.

The driver wouldn't move for 20 minutes until Deputy Rob Lawson arrived, Lawson felt uncomfortable asking the kids to leave, and he ended up giving the kids stickers to make them feel better.

Monday, March 26, 2007

I Don't Think I'll Be Visiting France

Lou Minatti stumbled across this great article about the French. I think I might have to consider this poll in any future vacation plans.
Among the statistics contained in “24 Hours in France – An Unusual Portrait of France and the French” is the fact that only one in 10 of the population regularly uses soap, while almost one in 25 admit that they never shower or bath, and one in 33 say they never brush their teeth.

Eww!

Friday, March 23, 2007

Separating Real Life from Acting


The actors from that old TV series "The Dukes of Hazzard" were supposed to be performing in Cincinnati, but it had to be called off. Why?
The Dukes of Hazzard are getting driven out of town over the Confederate imagery in their good ol' TV show.

The stars of the series, John Schneider and Tom Wopat, have segued into musical careers since the show ended production in 1985. Schneider says the Cincinnati Pops Orchestra canceled a planned "Dukes"-themed appearance after contracts were signed because some in the community found the show racist and offensive."
Huh? Who objected?

Edith Thrower, president of the Cincinnati branch of the NAACP, said she was contacted a few weeks ago by Pops conductor Erich Kunzel, who wanted the NAACP's reaction to the planned July 14 show.

"I contacted our national office and was advised that it would be best if we didn't support an effort like this," said Thrower. "It's very clear how we feel about the Confederate flag and the long and arduous fight we have conducted to get rid of that symbol of a very unpleasant time in our history."

So let me see if I understand this correctly. Two actors who once, 2o+ years ago, played moonshiners in a TV show offended blacks everywhere because the characters they played drove a car with a Confederate flag painted on top of it. So, they aren't fit to perform in public in Cincinnati.

Meanwhile, in neighboring West Virginia, Robert Byrd, a United States senator, is a Democrat in good standing despite having organized and lead a chapter of the Ku Klux Klan as their "Exalted Cyclops" about 35 years before the aforementioned television program. I think he is allowed to appear in public.

What part of this story am I not understanding? In a few more years will it be OK for these guys to perform again? Are we having some difficulty distinguishing acting from reality? Telling real terroristic violence apart from pretend violation of traffic laws and payment of taxes on liquor?

And exactly which part of The Dukes of Hazzard, other than the car, was "racist and offensive?" The closest I can come was that the cast was all-white. My description of the show would be "stupid", but that's my evaluation of most TV.

Meanwhile, I suggest Cincinnati reevaluate their sorry weenie of a director. He had to go around asking if people would be offended by the performers? Will he be querying Republicans about Peter, Paul, and Mary, or Pete Seeger?

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Family News Update

No diabetes for me! My weight's down 5 pounds in the last three weeks, and my blood pressure has dropped by 10+ points. Yeah!

But I still miss potato chips.

Cat Offsets

As we all know, cats are bad for the environment. Kate as Small Dead Animals has an idea for how you can purchase offsets to make up for your cat(s). I have to admit, I'm tempted to join into this scheme.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Bumper Sticker


OK, this is funny.

Do Not Meddle In the Affairs of Dragons for You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup



Or, maybe these two?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Good Eats! - IV (Blue Talon Bistro)


Last night Winnie and I visited the Blue Talon Bistro. The BTB is located in Williamsburg, in Merchant's Square, just a block from the historic area of Colonial Williamsburg, and about a block from the campus of the College of William and Mary.

We hadn't been there in several months, though we had gone fairly regularly before. Why? They had a fire in December. It started in a dumpster out back, and spread to the roof. The fire damage itself wasn't too bad, but the smoke and water damage put them out of business for months. They only reopened this past week.

Not being excited by the single menu choice at home, and it being my turn to cook, I suggested we go over and see how it was. As always, it was great.

The menu is the same as it had been before, with a lot of what they refer to as "Serious Comfort Food". Roasted chicken, braised beef, homemade macaroni and cheese, and some great starters and salads. Plus, a good selection of wine by the bottle and 15 or 20 varieties available by the glass. Non-stop Julia Child playing on the plasma TV above the bar. What more could you ask for?

I even had what I consider, in this restaurant, about the best seat in the house. A table along the far wall opposite the entrance to the kitchen, facing away. I've had this table, or the one adjacent, several times. I can talk with Winnie and at the same time watch the action in the kitchen in the mirrors behind her head. (The kitchen also has a window to the street so passers-by can stop by and watch what goes on inside a real restaurant kitchen.)

I started with the red pepper soup (creamy with the smell and taste of roasted pepper) with shitakes, and then went on to the roasted salmon served over lentils (a dish I've made myself). Winnie had a green salad (almost a meal in itself), and then liver and onions (with the liver sauteed in Marsala). A bottle of Pinot Noir to go with it, and a shared Creme Brulee.

Ah, yes, we'll be back again.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Lakes on Titan

It turns out that Saturn's moon, Titan, has significant lakes. They're probably composed of liquid methane or ethane. What's fascinating is that this is possible because Titan has an atmosphere 60% denser than our own, though with only 1/7th the Earth's gravity.

What a great place to refuel an interplanetary cruise ship.

Metric Gets 'Em Again

As soon as I looked at this article (since corrected on-line, I think), I knew there was something wrong with it.
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian oceanographers have discovered a giant cold water eddy off Sydney which has lowered sea levels almost one meter and impacted a major ocean current.

The eddy, which has diameter of about 200 km (120 miles) and reaches to depth of 1 km (600 yards), lies about 100 km (60 miles) off Sydney, said Australia's peak scientific body, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization (CSIRO).

The CSIRO said the eddy was so powerful it had pushed out to sea the strong East Australian Current, popularized in the hit Hollywood animation "Finding Nemo" and used by sailors in the Sydney-Hobart race down the east coast of Australia.

Spot the problem? The depth of the eddy would be correct, if there were 1000 yards in a mile. Folks, it doesn't work that way.

440 yards is a quarter mile, and one kilometer is almost 1100 yards. So, they were off by about a factor of two. I blame the French and their nonsensical metric system.

Road Eats! - IV (Big Texan)

My theory when I started posting these little blurbs about restaurants was that I would do one really good restaurant (Good Eats!) and a matching average or dive place that I also liked for some reason (Road Eats!). As I start to make a list for myself though, I find I know a lot more dives than really good places. That's not too surprising since going to the good places is usually reserved for an anniversary or birthday, or some sort of special occasion.

Compounding this, I wanted to include hyperlinks to every place I named. This in turn cuts down on the dive places as, after all, how many of them are going to have web sites? So, neither group is getting as many examples as I wanted. Ah, well! What can you do?



Today I wanted to mention the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, Texas. It's right on the northside frontage road along I-40 on the east end of town. If you've driven anywhere on the Interstates in Oklahoma, Texas, or New Mexico, and probably beyond, you seen signs encouraging you to stop there.

When we lived in Oklahoma City and when we drove to Denver we would pass through Amarillo. The first couple times we just kept going, thinking it was funny. But, eventually we had to stop in. It was all you could expect for road food.

It's quite a meat-heavy joint, not surprisingly. (It would make all of my co-workers from India faint.) Steak, and steak, and more steak.

The signature meal is the 72-oz. steak for $72. About 42,000 people have ordered it, and only 7,000 have finished it. They ask that you pay for this ahead of time, and then refund your money if you finish it.

They say the youngest person to ever finish eating the entire steak was an 11-yr. old boy. I think I know who this was! Clearly, this was Bobby Hill.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Rock and Roll Top 200?

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has posted this lame list of rock albums.
The following list - the Definitive 200 - was developed by NARM, the National Association of Recording Merchandisers in celebration of the art form of the record album. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is pleased to recognize this varied collection of some of history’s most influencial (sic) and popular albums, many of which are Hall of Fame Inductees.
Though I'd never actually listen to them, I'm willing to accept the concept that Nirvana and Pearl Jam are high on the list, but Michael Jackson has the #3 album? In what universe does he do rock?

Freakin' Shania Twain is #21, but the Eagles Hotel California is #35? Boston is #43, but the Dixie Chicks are #33? Good god! NARM must be trying to come up with a way to clean out their clearance bins.

Here are their top 50:
  1. BEATLES – SGT. PEPPER’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
  2. PINK FLOYD – DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
  3. MICHAEL JACKSON – THRILLER
  4. LED ZEPPELIN – LED ZEPPELIN IV
  5. U2 – JOSHUA TREE
  6. ROLLING STONES – EXILE ON MAIN STREET
  7. CAROLE KING – TAPESTRY
  8. BOB DYLAN – HIGHWAY ‘61 REVISITED
  9. BEACH BOYS – PET SOUNDS
  10. NIRVANA – NEVERMIND
  11. PEARL JAM – TEN
  12. BEATLES – ABBEY ROAD
  13. SANTANA – SUPERNATURAL
  14. METALLICA – METALLICA
  15. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN – BORN TO RUN
  16. PRINCE – PURPLE RAIN
  17. AC/DC – BACK IN BLACK
  18. ROLLING STONES – LET IT BLEED
  19. DOORS – DOORS
  20. GRATEFUL DEAD – AMERICAN BEAUTY
  21. SHANIA TWAIN – COME ON OVER
  22. WHO – WHO’S NEXT
  23. STEVIE WONDER – SONGS IN THE KEY OF LIFE
  24. FLEETWOOD MAC – RUMOURS
  25. PINK FLOYD – WALL
  26. ALANIS MORISSETTE – JAGGED LITTLE PILL
  27. NORAH JONES – COME AWAY WITH ME
  28. EMINEM – MARSHALL MATHERS LP
  29. OUTKAST – SPEAKERBOXX-LOVE BELOW
  30. DR. DRE – CHRONIC
  31. BEASTIE BOYS – LICENSED TO ILL
  32. GUNS ‘N ROSES –APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION
  33. DIXIE CHICKS – WIDE OPEN SPACES
  34. MILES DAVIS – KIND OF BLUE
  35. EAGLES – HOTEL CALIFORNIA
  36. DEF LEPPARD – HYSTERIA
  37. SOUNDTRACK – GREASE
  38. MARVIN GAYE – WHAT’S GOING ON
  39. BEATLES – WHITE ALBUM
  40. SOUNDTRACK – SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
  41. JIMI HENDRIX – ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?
  42. BEATLES – REVOLVER
  43. BOSTON – BOSTON
  44. BON JOVI – SLIPPERY WHEN WET
  45. U2 – ACHTUNG BABY
  46. WHITNEY HOUSTON – WHITNEY HOUSTON
  47. LED ZEPPELIN – LED ZEPPELIN II
  48. DAVE MATTHEWS BAND – CRASH
  49. ROLLING STONES – STICKY FINGERS
  50. GREEN DAY – DOOKIE

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Road Eats! - III (Lambert's Cafe)


One of the places we once discovered is "Lambert's Cafe, The Only Home of Throwed Rolls." We started seeing signs for this back in Kansas, and the place is located an entire state away, south of St. Louis, just off of I-55. Winnie's maiden name is Lambert, so we had to stop in.

It's definitely a family place. The sort of place chain restaurants like Cracker Barrel wish they could be. A nice relaxing, fun atmosphere after being on the road all day.

"Throwed rolls"? What's that mean? It means a guy comes out of the kitchen with a pan of rolls just out of the oven, and a pair of tongs. He yells "who wants a roll?" You stick up your hand. He picks it up with the tongs, and throws it across the room to you. Do you want some sorghum syrup on that?

Food is simple, and the "pass-arounds" are a great deal and fun. They put a big piece of butcher paper on your table, and then come around and scoop out fried okra, or potatoes or whatever on to it. Dig in and share.

Good Eats! - III (Briarwood Inn)


Continuing our on-going restaurant reviews, we come to The Briarwood Inn.

I first visited the Briarwood in about 1978. The place had just opened as an upscale restaurant replacing what was formerly, as I recall, a biker bar. The professors in my department took out the graduate students for drinks and hors-d'oeuvre s just before Christmas.

That was my only visit until 31 Aug 1980, when Winnie and I had our wedding reception their. What a Sunday brunch that was! After we moved back to Colorado we went there several times for anniversary's and even a couple of times for lunch. It was never less than great.

All of the dinners come with this amazing appetizer tray with shrimp, pate, salmon butter, etc. Follow this up with your entree. Just when you think you can't eat another bite, they show up with a dessert tray of petit fours and fruit. Groan!

Don't Call the Police! - Part II

To my immense surprise an investigator has decided that when a cop and another man break into a house in the middle of the night and sneak into a little girl's bedroom, there was nothing wrong with this.

According to Branscom, Wood was justified in entering the home given all the circumstances: complaints of possible underage drinking, no answer to his repeated knocks on the door, sounds of movement in the garage, a father worried about his unaccounted-for 16-year-old daughter and the possibility that she was inside the Hunsbergers' home.

"Entry to the house occurred only after Sgt. Wood and the [16-year-old] girl's father heard someone move through the garage into the basement, slam the door and ignore the father's plea to see his daughter," Branscom wrote in a detailed five-page account of what happened that night.

This article leaves out way too much of the story to really figure out what was really going on. Like who was complaining about the underage drinking? On what basis?

The prosecutor also noted that the state police investigation confirmed there was underage drinking going on in the basement of the Hunsberger home -- apparently unknown to the adults -- and that the 16-year-old girl was in fact present. While the Hunsbergers slept, the teens apparently ignored the knocks on the door by police and then hid because they were concerned about getting caught.

I'm not sure I like this reasoning any better. I wasn't aware that I was required to answer and open my door, or the police would come in anyway. In fact, isn't that what a warrant is supposed to be for? When the person being investigated refuses to cooperate? The investigation "confirmed there was underage drinking going on"? The parents admitted it? The kids? This, in itself, is now justification for entering someone's home unannounced? Actually, everyone involved is damn lucky no one was killed. The father could just as easily have had a pistol in his nightstand.

Sunday Beach


This morning I got out for a walk down to the beach, which is about a 1/2 mile from our house. Another really nice day.

Saturday Doings


This morning there was a farmer's market over in Williamsburg. It was the first in quite a while. Weekly markets start in about 6 weeks. It was a good opportunity to get the boys out too. It was quite nice out, and a lot of people brought their dogs. They also got to go over and sniff at the penned cows and sheep. Woody, as usual, cried the whole time.

Later on we got all of the dogs out for a walk over at the waterfront in Yorktown. There were a lot of people there too, and a lot of dogs for a change. I guess it was the first decent day for walking in some time.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Family News Update

I've seen it said that you should be careful what sorts of things you post. This is mostly for friends and family, but I have done Google searches and come up with my own blog as one of the results. None the less...

Last week I went into the blood drive in my building to donate. I've been doing this off and on for decades now, and I've donated around five gallons. Only once was I refused, when the phlobotomist bruised me up, missing the vein with the needle. Until last Wednesday, that is. This time I was refused because my blood pressure was way too high. I had seen my pressure creeping up when checked at donation time, but not like this.

I went to the doctor the next day to have this checked on. Sure enough, it was high. Even higher than the day before. EKG and chest x-ray look good. They took blood samples to check for diabetes, and I go back for a fasting cholesterol test in a couple weeks. In the meantime, they've started me on some medicine to lower my pressure, and baby aspirin to thin the blood. With any luck I'll lose a few pounds (I was at 239#) between now and then, too.

ACLU Pervert Update

Other than the blogs, not many news outlets are bothering with the story of Charles Rust-Tierney (our former Virginia ACLU president) yet. Here's today's update, though, from the Washington Post.
Prosecutors say Charles Rust-Tierney, a former president of the Virginia ACLU, was leading a "double life,'' coaching Little League baseball by day and using a computer in his 10-year-old son's bedroom to view child pornography at night.

Yet more than two dozen people -- including numerous fellow lawyers and his former wife -- packed a courtroom in U.S. District Court in Alexandria last week to testify that Rust-Tierney should be released from jail. And yesterday, his attorneys filed letters of support with the court from more than 30 people, including parents of children Rust-Tierney has coached.

"Chuck is the kindest, most gentle human being you could imagine,'' one supporter, Alexandria lawyer Phil Hirschkop, said in an interview. "I have no problem with him being with my children or grandchildren, whatever he's charged with.''

U.S. Magistrate Judge Theresa C. Buchanan was not swayed, saying the images found on Rust-Tierney's computer were "the most perverted and nauseating and sickening type of child pornography" she has seen in 10 years on the bench. Defense attorneys Peter D. Greenspun and Jonathan Shapiro appealed her detention order and will try again today to win their client's release on bond.

"I can't believe it, he always seemed like such a nice man." Isn't that what the neighbors always say?

Ethanol vs. Hunger - Part IV

I told you so [1, 2, 3]. Now, even the USDA admits it.
Strong demand for corn from ethanol plants is driving up the cost of livestock and will raise prices for beef, pork and chicken, the Agriculture Department said Friday.

Meat and poultry production will fall as producers face higher feed costs, the department said in its monthly crop report. Ethanol fuel, which is blended with gasoline, is consuming 20 percent of last year's corn crop and is expected to gobble up more than 25 percent of this year's crop.

The price of corn, the main feed for livestock, has driven the cost of feeding chickens up 40 percent, according to the National Chicken Council. The council says that chicken, the most popular meat with consumers, will soon cost more at the grocery store. The industry worries the competition from ethanol could cause a shortage of corn.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Darwin Award

I have to admit, I found this one at Captain's Quarters.
Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. ...

Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson's genitals, hands and clothes.

Anderson ran into the bathroom, jumped into the tub and put the flames out. Other guests took him to Luther Hospital, and eventually he was treated at the Regions Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Boo!

Can you believe school officials trying to outlaw booing at high school sporting events? Damn! I hadn't realized that the "positive-reinforcement, every-child-is-special" movement had even dumbed down sports.

Gosh! Don't want those high school jocks to get their feelings hurt! I mean, if they did, they might take out their frustration on smaller kids!

The organization that oversees high school sports in Washington is considering rules for fans that could ban booing and offensive chants.

The Washington Interscholastic Activities Association has not made an official ruling, but has discussed guidelines to crack down on negative conduct, a spokesman said.

It reminds me of the Kurt Vonnegut story "Harrison Bergeron". Here's the intro:
THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.

Collie Puppy Video

A couple of weeks ago I noted it was "Happy Birthday" for our two youngest "puppies", Coriander and Sweet Woodruff. A couple of weeks later, about this date in fact, we made a little video of the puppies. There eyes were starting to open, and they were on the road to actually being more than little dough-blops. They were getting cute!

See if you don't agree.




Sunday, March 04, 2007

Jamestown 2007


We visited Jamestown yesterday, for the first time in a couple of years, I think. It was looking pretty good.

They have a brand new NPS visitor center and museum. They've erected a palisade along where the archaeological excavations have shown the outline of the fort ("Old Towne") falls.

The funny thing is, all of the good parts of the town site, despite what you might think, aren't owned by the National Park Service. Rather, the Association for the Preservation of Virginia Antiquities acquired this 22 1/2 acre tract in 1893 and has preserved it ever since. They also own the new museum ("Archaearium") I mentioned. The NPS owns the surrounding 1500 acres and the park visitor center.

Though the APVA had no direct evidence to back it up at the time, when this church was rebuilt in 1907, and when they placed the 300-year commemoration monument that same year, they managed to place it right on top of the true site of the original fort and town.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Road Eats! - II (Three Crabs)


Another restaurant in Sequim, Washington is the Three Crabs. It makes the "road eats" list rather than the "good eats" list.

Look, there's nothing wrong with the place, we just thought it was over-hyped, and pretty much average seafood sort of fare. Yes, there's a nice view, and it's a place you can take the family, but listing it as one of the greatest restaurants in the Pacific Northwest is too much.

If you travel anywhere on the Olympic Peninsula you are going to run across flyers for this place. Go ahead and visit. Just be aware; it started as a roadside seafood shack, and the main difference now is that you eat inside.

Good Eats! - II (C'est Si Bon!)


Swinging over to the far side of the country, another great restaurant is C'est Si Bon in Sequim, Washington. (Yes, my niece, near you!). We discovered this place in a magazine, I think it was, when we visited Washington for a second honeymoon in 1990.

It's a family run, French restaurant. The wife is the chef, the husband the host, and I think their kids sometimes wait tables too. We met everyone the first time, and they were really nice (considering my faux pas about ordering white wine and red meat). It's someplace we stop every time we are in the area.

Expensive? Well, duh! But how could you resist this menu?

Road Eats! (Denny's Beer Barrel Pub)

By contrast there are good to not-so-good places everywhere to eat. Maybe I should say something about those too.

How about ordering up the world's biggest burger. -
CLEARFIELD, Pa. -- The newest addition to the menu at Denny's Beer Barrel
Pub is one meaty monstrosity of a burger.
The Beer Barrel Main Event Charity
Burger weighs in at 123 pounds. The sizable sandwich features an 80-pound beef
patty, along with a pound each of lettuce, ketchup, relish, mustard and
mayonnaise, 160 slices of cheese, up to five onions and 12 tomatoes.

It's topped with a couple of pounds of banana peppers and 33 pickles, then sandwiched
into a 30-pound bun.

There's a pretty hefty price tag, too: $379.

For the light eater, they also have 2- and 3-lb. burgers.