Gloat

Today, after exactly six years in the same cubicle, I moved to a new location.

Actually, I didn't move into another cubicle. Instead, I moved into a real office, with a door, eight feet of east-facing window, and twice the square footage of my old place.

The boss is calling it a "testing lab". I'm calling it a coup. No other consultant in the department has ever been given an office with a door, and this place is 50% consultants.

To keep it low key, when someone asks how I rated this, I tell them I was too important to fire, but too obnoxious to be allowed to mingle. The boss says that's about half right. Yes, but which half?